March has always been a bad month for me.
I don't know why I haven't yet realized that this crappy month really isn't a whole lot different from any other March. Nothing good happens in March. I have very bad March karma.
At least I didn't spend most of the month worrying about it being March. It's almost over now. There's only about a million more bad things that could happen.
I shall now retreat to my secret underground lair. (I wish I had one of these!)